BEST WORDPRESS Support : )

January 5, 2011 By Bro

WordPressHelp :)

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How About Some WordPress Support? Hey!

Everybody needs a hand now and then. Whether it be simply clapping and appreciation, or directions and advice. We provide both! : ) We can help you save time, money, frustration and bouts of hair pulling with our marvelous support. We can show you shortcuts, hints and tips. And you can help us buy some more delicious geeky snack foods to fill our ample tums! : )

Let’s get right to the nitty-gritty!

PRICING
Most folks care much about pricing. We totally understand!

1. Loving, Fun and Instructive 1 Hour Tutoring Session: $129.
2. Emailed Basic Blog Support Questions: 3 for $19.
3. Emailed Fancy Blog Support Questions: $10
4. Emailed Pesky Questions: $19 and above, each : )
5. Setup Email to Blog: $39
6. Blog Restoration: Woops! $29
7. Super Duper Plugins: Our Wonder Pack: $129

1. Loving, Fun and Instructive 1 Hour Tutoring Session: $129.
We walk through WordPress Adventure Land with you. Together we explore the WordPress indigenous flora and fauna with you. Such hidden riches! After 1 or 2 sessions, you should be merrily on your own way. We hold your hand, wipe your brow, provide the best boots and britches. How about a nice virtual backrub? And we give you a lunchbox of secret hints and
tricks. : )

2. Emailed Basic Blog Support Questions: 3 for $19.
Need to ask basic questions and want the answers on the cheap? GetAnswers.com charges $45 per WordPress question. YIKES! That’s a bit high for basic questions! How about $5 instead? : )

3. Emailed Fancy Questions: $10
Okay, there’s those real head turning questions that get us churning and burning all through the night. Those can cost $10 or more. Have a super duper question about how to blog from your cellphone while skydiving from Mt. Everest? Expect to pay $99 on up for those.

4. Emailed Pesky Questions: $19 and above, each : )
Oh, we love pesky questions. Questions that keep on asking. And asking. Giving us a run for our money! With these questions, we require greater amounts of enegizing snack foods. Thus, higher pricing! : )

5. Setup: Email to Blog: $39
How about just emailing to your blog so you don’t even have to
login? How about THAT? We’ll set up the most optimal system for you so you just sendemails and forget about the hard stuff! Not just any ole email-to-blog setup for you. Only the best. 😀

6. Restoration: Woops! Blog All Gone? $39
Oh dear. Your blog is all messed up. Or it’s… disappeared! How could that happen? Good News! It hardly EVER does happen! But by chance things get all confaddled and we installed your blog, we can restore it back to factory fresh. BUT… be sure to backup your latest posts!!!

7. Intstalls: Super Duper Plugins Wonder Pack: $129
With this mighty super secret plugin pack that we provide and install, you can raise up rankings in the search engines and have a slew of awesome helpful tools that make your blogging life tons easier! Includes 10 of the finest! : ) Installed and configured for you. All tested by the smartest folks on the Web. That would be us. Haha! We jest. Well, we love us! 😀 😀 😀

FREE RESOURCES

Yay for Google! You can find all sorts of awesome free info on the Web. Of course, there’s some misleading stuff, too. Just keep one eye open and beware of downloading and installing anything suspicious.

Here’s amazing and excellent tutorials online:
http://codex.wordpress.org/Where_to_Start

At first it may seem a little daunting. But after a few minor bouts of "huh?" it will become easier and easier. : )

BIG SECRET WONDERFUL HINTS…

1. KISS! Keep it Simple and Sweet! Try to use plain text as much as possible. Forget the fancy formatting! Plain and simple wins every time.

2. Write helpful, friendly, nice content. Think of what you would want to read on your blog if you were someone else – someone you want to read your blog! How’s THAT for confusing? : )

3. Remember this: Anyone can learn to blog. Are you an anyone? Yes! You are! You can do this, and you can do this beautifully!

Tons of Love and Success To You ~ Happy Blogging!

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Thank You For Just Hanging Here With Us!

Best and Warmest Regards From Your CDI and BestRawOrganic Support Team : )